Todd Lemun, eldest son of Fred Lemun and Jane McClan, has just begun his first year at the prestigious BelleKnight High, in the small town of Les Gumes. Here he will join forces with Chig Delmono and Nikolai Boltini to wage an ongoing struggle against the powers of the lunchline and the tyranny of a strict dresscode. Todd will play a vital role in the strategic buying of a small monkey named Flumpy and will face the incredible challege of not knowing what Nikolai is ever talking about! Under the field command of Chig he will attempt time and time again to escape the daily regimine of History class under one Mr. Gembar. Along the way he will meet the sugar powered, multi-shoe aquiring Jenni-with-an-I, and proclaim to all the world that she is his acquaintance. Todd will generally ignore his younger brother and sister, Ben and Gen-Gen Lemun and they  him.
But this is only the beginning!  What other adventures can Todd expect as his years at BelleKnight pile up well beyond the legal limit? There is only one way to find out! Wait for the movie!
Chig Delmono is what might be called the creamy filling of the Lemun Drops Universe. That is, if he didn't have the consistency of super-heated tractor tires. As it is, Chig holds the distiction of knowing just enough about whatever is needed when it is needed and little more. A welcome balance to Nik's know it all attitude. Most would view young Delmono as an inactive slacker with no real concern for the outside world. In fact, Chig is the most active of the three young BelleKnight students. It was Chig that began the campaign to release monkeys back into the wilds of suburbia. It was Chig that saw the need to counteract Road Rage with simple waves and random conversations with fellow gridlock victims. And through it all, he would still find time to get a tatoo on his arm for Mother's Day. Indeed, Chig Delmono is a true pillar of Les Gumes' community. Well, a support brace, anyway.
Nikolai Boltini has just arrived in the town of Les Gumes under student exchange program. His host, Todd Lemun asked for someone from a country not so well known. They have yet to figure out where Nik does indeed hail from and he has yet to offer up an answer. A product of non-american-public education, Nik has taken all this as an opportunity to study the lesser humans in their natural environment, which he has concluded is the town mall. Don't be mistaken. Nikolai is not quite the arrogant capitalist-bashing adolescent he makes himself out to be. He's also a genius. Just recently he discovered the secret to cold fusion, and was all to happy to sell it to highest bidder. Circumstances dictated otherwise, so he continues his quaint education at BelleKnight High, which thankfully teaches his native language (that's the only clue he's given so far as to his origins). 
Gen-Gen and Ben Lemun, are Todd's younger "twin" siblings. While theoretically the same age, Gen-Gen personally hails from an entirely different gene pool (she made her way into the Lemun/McClan family through an adoption catalogue, using the age old survival technique of blatant cuteness), thus making the two siblings something of pseudo-twins.
When not trapped at San Dawich Elementary school, Ben passes his time either in his swing of solitiude or corrugated  "Spas Ship," plotting his next attempt at stealing Gen-Gen's dearest stuffed-imaginary-friend,"Bunny." His best Bunny-Thieving techniques are executed when he transforms into his secret identity, the indominable Mighty Might.
Gen-Gen spends her free moments convinced that conspiracy surrounds them all. And that Nikolai Boltini, Todd's mysterious guest from the great out-yonder, is plotting away in his bedroom lab. Unless of course he can help with her homework, then he's alright.

Copyright (c) 1999-2003 By J.P.Ulmen. All Rights Reserved.
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Jenni"-With-An-I" Witanai  Todd's unrequited crush. Chig's verbal sparring nemesis. Nikolai's aquaintance.

Jessie Yeager  Chig's Girlfriend and co-worker from Pizza Shack. A public school student from Preston High.
Shylo Ravine  Jenni-With-An-I's best friend. Holds extensive knowledge in Hairdressing, Acting and Traffic Court Procedures. Alost started a Midriff Trend at BelleKnight, but thought better of it later.
Katrina  Nikolai's lab partner. Holds extensive knowledge in Quenter crystal growth patterns.
Fred Lemun  Todd's dad. Bane to basement spiders everrywhere.
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Kenzie "The Shadow Girl" Chatison  Student at Dance is Everything. Ben's unwavering shadow and Mighty Might's Loyal Sidekick. Played a bunny in the Ballet Little Princess Lost.
Jane and Bruce McClan  Todd's Mom and StepDad. Co-founder's of Dance is Everything.
Courtney & Megan Chatison Shadow Girl's older sisters. Also students at Dance is Everything. Played the parts of Queen Courtney and The Evil Witch in
Little Princess Lost.
Logan Antioch
Logan Antioch  Captain of the BelleKnight Foosball team. Ranked as one of the Top Ten most popualr students at BelleKnight High. He's also evil.
Jeri Rhovoe Yet another student at Dance is Everything. Played the part of the Great Flamingo in Little Princess Lost.
Future Assistant Sub-Manager of CharBux Coffee #76.